I rang to get the weekly shopping list
from two nonagenarians.
Could you get me one of those very tiny bottles of wine?
Merlot. Sainsbury's do them.
When the curate came round last week to give Communion
he found that his bottle of consecrated wine was empty.
A walk recently found us stumbling unexpectedly through a vast vineyard.
Gusbourne Estate grows Pinot Noir,
Pinot Meunier and Chardonnay.
They have followed the tradition of planting roses at the end of each row,
this supposedly acting as an early warning system because
grape vines and roses are susceptible to the same diseases,
such as powdery mildew and downy mildew.
The wine rack is empty and
we have an anniversary coming up.
I don't think they do very tiny bottles.