You know when you get one of those scratchy labels,
and you think you must just cut it out,
but you are in a bit of a hurry,
and think you could quite easily
reach round the back of your neck with the scissors
and very carefully snip it out?
You may all roll your eyes in disbelief.
But now, what if you think,
you have a lifetime's experience of remedying impulsive acts to draw on,
and no one need ever know?
I knew there was a reason to hang on to all those little fabric samples.
I may customise all my jumpers thusly.
It could be my trademark.