If you have crossed the vasty supermarket car park during a hailstorm,
with the sky split asunder by lightening as you grip the metal trolley handle,
wondering if this - zap!- is where you will meet your Maker
and you are soaked through by the time you reach the refuge of the car
with its four nice rubber tyres,
and your fringe is dripping
and your glasses are fogged up
then you may permit yourself a wry smile when this
is what is playing on the radio.
The music is as torrential and thunderous as the storm
when it gets to 9:29.
Turn it up and chuck a glass of iced water
over your head for a near authentic experience.