Why walk downstairs when you can go slopestyle?
This morning I nailed it with a personal best,
450 out of the rails, 540 off the box,
a switch 1260, 2 spins hitting the sweet spot
half way down the stairs slope
with a Japan grab and a bow and arrow,
landing in the back seat at the bottom.
I'm going back up with the laundry in a minute.
Expect some crowd pleasing flips on the way back down.
Tomorrow: kitchen curling.
Is there a doctor in the house?
ReplyDeleteMy technique is flawless.
DeleteI've tried some of your maneuvers on our stairs, but my scores were absymal.
ReplyDeleteRespect, Lucille!
ReplyDeleteI believe the appropriate exclamation is,"Spoice!" Glad the clothes pins are back on display.
ReplyDeleteLucille, you need to get out more. This is cabin fever at its worst......
ReplyDeleteThis is true. Cross country skiing perhaps.
DeleteHave you tried going down on a tea tray yet?
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteDo you own a hoodie,Lucille? I love your wallpaper,tiles, and the whole gracious effect.
ReplyDeleteNot bad, not bad. A triple toe loop followed by a triple salchow is more my style. Just waiting for the garden pond to freeze over.
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't "land on your bum " , another of the new technical terms I'm picking up while watching .
ReplyDeleteI'll soon have it nailed .
Cripes, I had no idea what you were talking about, then I remembered that there are some 'Lympics or other on. At least I think they are on...
ReplyDeleteI think you've been watching too much telly.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! But, oh, ouch.
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