And thinking about the 500 pub-goers and diners of Salisbury
who must be wondering whether it is really a sufficient precaution
to wipe their phones, glasses and jewellery with baby wipes
to get rid of traces of Novichok, a chemical more toxic than sarin.
And then what do they do with the baby wipe?
Pop it into the recycling bin?
And here I am worrying about how to dispose of my old electric toothbrush head
in an environmentally responsible way.