I am being tested.
No sooner was the cooker fixed than the digibox
went on the blink and failed to record the Strictly final.
I had lovingly inputted all the programmes we would want to watch
over Christmas using my bumper legendary Christmas Radio Times
and it has folded its arms and said,
'No. You will watch live or not at all
like in the Olden Days.'
I have a cold.
The sort that might not loosen its foul grip in time for Friday.