Destined for a tray bake plum cake.
I blame my broken glasses.
Someone sat on them.
What were they doing in your pocket you ask?
Well sometimes I would rather look unframed about me
with a compromised focus
than look clearly
in a restricted field.
So I put them in my coat pocket.
Then I take the coat off and put it on the bench
and someone sits on the coat.
That'll be £60 to mend the snapped bridge, says the optician.
So compromised focus it is for the time being.
I have an assortment of old glasses to press into service
until I'm due for another eye test.