Dealing with the windfall
apples and pears* -
Cockney rhyming slang for stairs -
while the rain came down like stair-rods.
Inordinate effort produced
2 jars Sarah Raven's Spiced Preserved Pears,
2 jars apple and pear purée,
2 jars sweet apple slices.
They look lovely, but will we eat them?
I'm still catering for too many people.