It was quite simple,
all I had to do was find
(air gun pellet hole in window pane)
(next door's fallen over fence, which will never be repaired
if the last sixteen years are anything to go by)
a pond mender,
(leaking and frogs already advancing with intent to breed)
and a decorator,
(hideous yellow patch as result of leaking roof)
ring them up
and get them round to give estimates.
How many of these things did I achieve?
Woman at the end of her tether.