A gloomy day, so I amused myself thus,
Google, in quotation marks, the words
"unfortunately ------" and your first name.
This is what I found:
Unfortunately Lucille is too distracted.
Unfortunately Lucille's no longer takes reservations so be prepared for a long wait.
and my favourite -
Unfortunately Lucille wants to be like her cousin Leslie,
a Leafy Seadragon.
After several adventures Lucille realises that being yourself is the most important thing.
by happy coincidence I have a cousin Lesley
in the fruit bowl we had this beautiful Dragonfruit.